A man is drinking in a bar when he notices a beautiful young lady. He approaches her and says, ‘Hello there. What is your name?’ ‘Hello,’ giggles the woman, ‘I’m Stacey. What’s yours?’ ‘I’m Jim.’ ‘Jim, do you want to come over to my house tonight?’ Sure!’ replies Jim. ‘Let’s go!’ At Stacey s house, Jim notices a picture of a man on Stacey’s desk and asks, ‘Is this your brother?’ ‘No, it isn’t, Jim!’ Stacey giggles. ‘Well, is it your husband?’ Stacey giggles even more, ‘No, silly!’ ‘Then, it must be your boyfriend!’ Stacey giggles even more while nibbling on Jim’s ear. She says, ‘No, silly!’ ‘Then, who is it?’ Stacey replies, ‘That’s me before my operation!’

Che Gomez


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